ATTENTION, INTERNETS: Are you a mother? Or a father? Do you now, or did you once have a mother or father? Are you now, or were you ever an annoying child? Do you enjoy solitary evacuation of your bowels? Do you enjoy the angelic sound of your own laughter?? If you answered YES to any of […]
I’m In A Book! And It’s Not Penthouse! If That’s What You’re Thinking!!
Okay, get this– so, last year I got a few very exciting emails. One was from a Nigerian Prince who is my cousin, and he couldn’t get back into the country without $10,000 so naturally I’m going to help him because he has endless legal fees and I’m very helpful like that. He’s family, after […]
