If you weren’t one of the precious few to receive our annual Christmas letter, I’m generously sharing it here. You’re welcome. My Dearest Family & Friends,This year has been such a busy, blessed and wonderful year for our family– where to begin?!! As I’m sure you all saw on TV, with my beloved spouse’s company going […]
It’s over?? OH, GOOD.
It’s that time of year again! When Halloween stores everywhere try to get us all to dress like hobags. Deva, my blogging buddy from MyLifeSuckers and I started looking at some of the costumes out there this year and HOLY HELL! We came across a whole category of sexy children’s character costumes. You know, costumes […]
Hello friends, and happiest of holidays! I’d like to talk with you about a serious problem that affects many, particularly during this time of year. While the season brings much joy, wonder and merriment, for some it can also trigger certain behaviors in women and girls alike. That’s right– I’m talking about AGA- American […]
I just received the first Christmas card of the year in the mail. I’m gonna need a minute. I know, I know– some people are on the ball. Some people run right out Thanksgiving night to shop the sales, mail the cards, and get the tree. They crank up the Mannheim Steamroller and wrap the […]
So, here it is already November. I know, right? When in hell did that happen? But yes, it’s here. So you know what that means. Turkey coma and carbo-loading? Yes. Poorly grown-in facial hair for “Movember”? (Google it, I can’t do everything) That, too– but I’m talking about gratitude. Yes, gratitude. There is a thing […]
Can you feel it? That crisp snap in the air? No? Me neither… because we live in Houston. We don’t experience actual “seasons,” but technically, it’s fall, y’all. That means Halloween! Hooray! That magical time of year for kids and drunken adults of all ages. Halloween is now the second most popular holiday in the […]
Let’s talk about V.D. No, not that kind. I can’t help you there. Valentine’s Day is here, guys. If you haven’t done anything yet you are pretty much screwed. Which means you won’t be getting screwed. We can’t have that can we? Nobody likes blue balls (except maybe Papa Smurf.) I’m here to help. Here […]