Fireworks are fun if you enjoy emergency rooms, crying kids and dogs crapping under your bed. Happy July 4th!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y’ALL! Love, Rach
Isn’t it fun when your child informs you of some event you knew nothing about? YES, I READ THE SCHOOL EMAILS AND IT WAS NOT IN THE EMAILS BUT THANKS, HELPFUL COMMENTER. And then your child casually mentions it on their way out the door that morning, the very day of the event (or […]
Remember that awful show, Extreme Makeover where they found unfortunate looking, desperate people and convinced them their lives would be completely transformed if they just changed every single aspect of their face, hair, teeth, body, and style? Yeah. I loved that show. Why would they take such a recklessly irresponsible masterpiece of entertainment off the […]
I wrote this one originally for the fabulous website, The Mid. Enjoy! While visiting my parents recently, I noticed my father had moved into my sister’s old bedroom. Because we are such a private family with healthy relational boundaries, I immediately blurted, “OH MY GAWD, MAMMA– DADDY IS FINALLY LEAVING YOU.. IT’S BEEN 51 YEARS! […]
The best thing about having a blog and a Facebook page is the immediate feedback from readers. Receiving comments and messages from fans telling me that something I wrote really made them laugh, or inspired them to start their own blog, touched them or just made them think– that is really gratifying. Just kidding– the […]
Hey, remember that time I was in that book that you loved and you bought so many copies it became a runaway best-seller? If you didn’t buy that book and don’t know what I’m talking about WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? BUY IT! RIGHT THERE, IN THE SIDEBAR! BUY IT NOW! Sorry. Let’s […]
What you are about to read is a tandem post by Patti, aka Insane In The Mom-Brain and RachRiot. It’s never been attempted and probably won’t again. The process was exhausting, yet groundbreaking. It is once-in-a-lifetime shit, people. I think after reading this masterpiece you will understand why. Your eyeholes cannot take this kind of awesome […]