The inevitable has happened. Late last night, our child walked in on us… you know, in flagrante delicto. We weren’t sure how long she had been standing next to our bed in the darkness before she squeaked, “I can’t sleep…” We froze in place. Several excruciating seconds went by before she added, “And yes, I […]
Getting Off On The Wrong Foot
The best thing about having a blog and a Facebook page is the immediate feedback from readers. Receiving comments and messages from fans telling me that something I wrote really made them laugh, or inspired them to start their own blog, touched them or just made them think– that is really gratifying. Just kidding– the […]
You’re Welcome, Manuel
Hi, Manuel- Let’s not make this any more awkward than it already is. You just saw me naked. I know- you just came over to trim the trees with your crew. I wasn’t really aware of the extent of the trimming about to take place, because, well, I don’t give a shit about tree trimming- […]
Tickle me, Manganiello
I just had the best dream so naturally I woke up and did what I always do– punched my husband. I dreamt Joe Manganiello and I were in a tickle fight and he was winning. He held me down with my hands over my head with one of his powerful paws. Then with the other […]
Housewife Hoedown!
I realize my last blog post was very personal, heartfelt and touching and that probably confused the hell out of you, so how’s about I regale you with the time I bought a dildo from my neighbor? Alrighty then! There is a little known secret of the suburbs you city-dwellers may not be aware of. […]
How to get V.D. I’m here to help.
Let’s talk about V.D. No, not that kind. I can’t help you there. Valentine’s Day is here, guys. If you haven’t done anything yet you are pretty much screwed. Which means you won’t be getting screwed. We can’t have that can we? Nobody likes blue balls (except maybe Papa Smurf.) I’m here to help. Here […]
Pervert Magnet
Oh- hello there, perverts! I bet you were expecting some really juicy stuff to pop up on this page because you were trolling the interwebs for something dirty. Sorry suckas! It’s just my blog. But now that you’re here let’s talk about you and your problem. Why you do that “eeww” do that you do […]
