When and why did you start blogging?
It all started in 2011 when the bite of a radioactive blogger granted me incredible
powers of smartassery. That day I vowed to use my newfound abilities to offend as
many people as possible. The fact that I can exploit my children for fun and profit is
just a bonus.
Who are your writing influences?
David Sedaris, Nora Ephron, Tina Fey, Dr. Seuss
Are those things real?
Yes, they are real, and they are spectacular. Little known fact: I had a breast
reduction 20 years ago, but these puppies grew back WITH A VENGEANCE.
How did you get such a large following on Facebook?
See above.
I’m pretty funny- should I start a blog?
No.
Why do you have to curse so much?
Fuck you, is why.
